Being that many of our faithful readers are hardcore fans of the Sport of Kings (granted mostly of the Harness variety), we at the Pierre Page have decided to reward our devoted readers with our foolproof betting program whose success was recently confirmed with today's Preakness Stakes. Thousands, no, millions will be awarded to those who simply follow these rules:
1. Horses should be exactly, or very close in name to any person who was in Mrs. Curran's homeroom class at Snail Lake Elementary School during the 1989-1990 school year. (example: Rachel Alexandra - horse, Rachel Alexander - student)
Future Triple Crown winners may or may not include: Janet Harmen, Steve Kantorwitcz, Kevin Holme and certain Belmont Stakes thoroughbred champion, Adam Metzler
Yep-ahh, and who can forget Barbaro Lagus?
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