CHAPMAN OFFENDED BY RED SOX SUGGESTION HE DEFECT AGAIN TO CREATE MEDIA BUZZ

Aroldis Chapman of Cuba, center.

Heraled Cuban lefty Aroldis Chapman met with the Red Sox recently and ESPN is reporting they "had a very good visit." To double check, The Pierre Page got a hold of his family, who live outside Havana, and asked them what they thought of the Red Sox offers and the possibility of Aroldis playing ball in Boston.

His brother Juan Pepe Che Guevarra Castro Chapman said, " I was offended by their lack of concern for the Cuban struggle. Our brothers and sisters and family members have died making the trip from Cuba to Miami. How can they ask that Aroldis defect again. Dios mio!"Either way, readers, it seems Aroldis is destined for stardom. The Jesus Formerly Known as AC Green in Boston. The Pierre Page.