That young girl may think she is hugging a friend, you just wait missy. You just wait.
Game 1 of the World Series was set to be a gem according to any and all New Yorkers. At home in the Bronx and with C.C. "Music Factory" Sabathia on the mound, the Yankees were all but guaranteed a victory. Instead, former Indians teammate and fellow Cy Young award winner Cliff Lee pitches a cool 1 run, 9 inning gem to hold off the first Yankees World Series victory since 2000 for a few more weeks.
Wah. As the entire New York metro area was geared up for the win, one could hear the collective sounds of sirens and abusive Brooklynites clambor into the autumn night. Beer bottles smashing along Court Street in Carroll Gardens. Plastic stadium bottles bouncing off of subway cars in the Bronx. If you think your contractor is going to get that basement finished today, you better think again.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/phillies_hope_to_end_364_day_world
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