CHIEFS LARRY JOHNSON SENTENCED TO HOST TEAM OSCAR PARTY, LOOKS TO APPEAL

YMCA, Larry.

After Chiefs Running Back Larry Johnson called head coach Todd Haley a bundle of kindling a couple times in a 24 hour period, tensions ran fierce in Kansas City. Openly gay commissioner of language, John Clayton of ESPN, calls the slurs "unsportsmanlike" and "hurtful." The Chiefs front office, known for their zero tolerance on emasculation, took a Judge Joe Brown creative punishment stance, "We will ask that Larry Johnson host this years Oscar party in our team loft in New York's Chelsea neighborhood. There will be Bellini's. There will be a Best Dressed contest. If Larry chooses not to accept his sentence, we will react accordingly." Johnson, 75 yards shy of the Kansas City all-time rushing record, will have ten days to appeal.

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