Here's a hopeful thought/question: What would have to happen at TCF Bank Stadium today for Tim Brewster to get fired before next week?
I don't think just losing would do it. Losing along the cataclysmic lines of the 1983 Nebraska-Minnesota game (72-0) might do it.
Failing to literally show up might do it. (Not the figurative failing to show up, like they have done several times under Basement Brew).
Punching Lane Kiffin in the face might do it. (Although who doesn't want to do that?)
Removing one of the mascot's heads, flipping it upside down and voiding his bowels inside? Bingo.
At least now I have something to cheer for.
Also, I don't really have any reason for posting this video, except that it's awesome.
