BRETT FAVRE AND BRAD CHILDRESS ARE TERRORISTS AND HATE 'MERICA!!!

Please shut the fuck up, Mark. We get it. Favre & Chili < Al-Qaeda.

Anything is Possible

First, the news of Brett Favre becoming a Viking. Now, according to multiple sources, David Kahn has traveled to Spain and is nearing a buyout deal for mi novio nuevo, Ricky Rubio. If this gets done this week, it probably won't be the best week ever in Minnesota sports history, but it would be close, and certainly the one that makes us Minny sports fans most excited about the future. The only thing that would make it any better for me would be if the Twins would trade Mr. Anti-Clutch, Michael Cuddyer.

Vikings Finally To Sign Favre

Barring any last minute changes of mind, the Vikings are set to sign future Hall of Fame QB and former Cheesehead Brett Favre. With that in mind, I present my theme song for the 2009 Minnesota Vikings:

Memories, All Alone in the Moonlight

Well, for those of us here in sunny Minnesota, the air is ripe with anticipation and some other smell as the PGA Championship has moved into suburban Minneapolis, at Hazeltine National Golf Course. Could be related to this, I suppose:




I don't really have any insight, I just think this is hilarious.

Hit him where it hurts Kurt....hit him where it hurts.

Who would have known that through finishing up a vaunted run with the Lakers, not so illustrious stints with the Hornets, Suns and Kings, a recurring role on TV's "7th Heaven" as the venerable "Coach Cleary," more TV work on the short-lived "Sweet Valley High" and "Married With Children," a front-office job and head-coaching position with the Lakers and finally an assistant coaching job with the Lakers would all be Machiavellian revenge maneuvers by one Kurt Rambis (nee Kyrikos Rambidis) for this move right here that occurrred 25 years ago?



Now he has usurped McHale as the head coach of McHale's beloved Timberwolves. Well played Rambis. Your move Kevin. May I suggest waiting another 25 years and perhaps usurping Kurt's spot in a convalescent home?

Fear the Rambis Shades!

So, Kurt Rambis is purported to be the next head coach of your Minnesota Timberwolves. The Pierre Page will pay at least $30 for a ticket for Rambis Rec Specs Night. Revenge of the Nerds, indeed. Kurt, your 2 and four Kings are not welcome here...you need some new cards.