PIERRE PAGE EXCLUSIVE: EX: A-ROD HANGS PORTRAITS OF HIMSELF AS CENTAUR (!!!!) OVER HIS BED

Today is a damn good day to have nothing to do. According to a highly respectable and valid news source, an Ex-girlfriend of Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez has been quoted as saying, "He was so vain," his ex tells Us Weekly. "He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure?"

Mark Cuban was right, what can't steroids do these days? And I thought Ron Artest was a douche.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/ex-alex-rodriguez-had-portraits-of-himself-as-a-centaur-over-his-bed-20093010

CUBAN ON STEROIDS: THEY DO WONDERS, JUST ASK KEN CAMINITTI

After being overlooked for the lead in 300, Mark Cuban decides steroids are A-okay.

Mark Cuban has finally tipped the scales in favor of every one of his critics today by releasing statements at the University of Pittsburgh about the positive effects of steroids when administered properly. Little more than a regurgitation of arguments that keep the red-light district in Amsterdam so classy (red lights and regular pap smears are chic this fall), Cuban meditates, "I'm not an expert in the subject, but if we get to the point where there aren't long-term negative health impacts, why wouldn't you do it?" I guess when international players, the run-and-gun offense and Tim Thomas don’t work—steroids are as good as a savvy front office.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09294/1007101-275.stm