The Pierre Page stands behind the brown baggers, though at a comfortable distance so as not to seem too gay.
Democracy and its principles should not be limited to public policy alone. Fans, like stakeholders and shareholders, should be reserved the same rights. One man, one vote. The Pierre Page supports Dawg Pound Mike, although issues a curt warning to Browns fans: no one is forcing you to live in Cleveland. Perhaps you should consider somewhere a bit less terrible, say, Contra Costa? Or maybe somewhere in the south, Michael Vick is no longer in Hotlanta, no need to worry about that whole dawg pound thing.
Heraled Cuban lefty Aroldis Chapman met with the Red Sox recently and ESPN is reporting they "had a very good visit." To double check, The Pierre Page got a hold of his family, who live outside Havana, and asked them what they thought of the Red Sox offers and the possibility of Aroldis playing ball in Boston.
His brother Juan Pepe Che Guevarra Castro Chapman said, " I was offended by their lack of concern for the Cuban struggle. Our brothers and sisters and family members have died making the trip from Cuba to Miami. How can they ask that Aroldis defect again. Dios mio!"Either way, readers, it seems Aroldis is destined for stardom. The Jesus Formerly Known as AC Green in Boston. The Pierre Page.
The Pierre Page stands behind the brown baggers, though at a comfortable distance so as not to seem too gay.
