Showing posts with label Brett Favre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brett Favre. Show all posts
Friday, October 30, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
BRETT FAVRE AND BRAD CHILDRESS ARE TERRORISTS AND HATE 'MERICA!!!
Please shut the fuck up, Mark. We get it. Favre & Chili < Al-Qaeda.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Vikings Sign New QB
A little birdie has just landed on my windowsill and told me that the Minnesota Vikings, still reeling from their failed attempt to woo Brett Favre out of re-re-retirement, have checked down to their next option, signing Favre's backup at Oak Grove (Hattiesburg), Mississippi High School's quarterback, John Mark Weldy.
From Vikings head coach Brad Childress: "After assessing our team's needs, and failing to get a future Hall-of-Famer, I looked at our quarterback situation, realized I was fucked if I stayed with these two slappies, and went with the next best thing: that future Hall-of-Famer's backup."
The team had no comment on whether it was still content that it didn't more ardently pursue Jay Cutler, now the division rival Chicago Bears' starting signal-caller.
From Vikings head coach Brad Childress: "After assessing our team's needs, and failing to get a future Hall-of-Famer, I looked at our quarterback situation, realized I was fucked if I stayed with these two slappies, and went with the next best thing: that future Hall-of-Famer's backup."
The team had no comment on whether it was still content that it didn't more ardently pursue Jay Cutler, now the division rival Chicago Bears' starting signal-caller.
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